Pop Quiz: Phallic Hannah Montana Gummies

Aug 29, 2008 | Tags: ,

Disney is sending what message with this Hannah Montana Concert Candy:

1)  Melts in your mouth, not in your hands!;

2)  You can never start swallowing too young;

3)  Vanity Fair incest may be best, but perverted candy is just dandy!;

4)  Hannah Montana sucks;

5)  That, based on these shapes, their merchandising department likely thinks a drum set looks like testicles;

6)  None of the above.  Disney is saying ____________________.

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  1. midevil says:

    This can’t be for real. Is this a GOTA parody?

  2. Vern says:

    Disney is saying:
    “WE know she’s a slut-YOU know she’s a slut. Let’s just cut the pretense. At the end of the day all we really want is your money.”

  3. Candy says:

    Not a parody, unbelievably.

  4. martini lover says:

    she needs to turn the other way.

  5. midevil says:

    Not a parody? Wow! I am stunned! Well, looks like Pimpney is openly cashing in on their pedophile market. *shudder*

  6. Dances with Poodles says:

    Methinks a disgruntled Disney employee had a field day with that.

  7. Rebecca says:

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D

  8. Debutante says:

    Hilarious !! It looks like something you’d buy at Spencer’s !!

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