David Duchovny Gets Yanked

Aug 31, 2008 | Tags: ,

His ADS, I mean!  Geesh.  Get your filthy minds out of the gutter.

Yes, upscale menswear store Johnston & Murphy has pulled their advertisements featuring the sex-addicted David Duchovny — because, heaven forbid, someone should associate their brand with getting laid all the time.

I mean, really!  Dialing down the sexy is not exactly the best way to, um, stiff the competition.  J&M should just tweak their tagline to reflect the intercourse of Duchovny’s behavior:

“The clothes that look even better on a stranger’s bedroom floor.”

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  1. bluehawaii says:

    Virile men need not apply.

  2. Debutante says:

    So stupid to remove him from their ads. He’s selling shoes, not children’s toys for Godsakes ! Besides, he’s in sex rehab-not out on the streets banging women

  3. midevil says:

    It’s just another example of the duality of American society–the ideal (no sex) and the reality (humans are animals too).

  4. martini lover says:

    why would they pull the ad? this is the best thing that could have happened to them!

  5. k8 says:

    that’s ok, i prefer him w/o clothes anyway.

  6. Dr. L. says:

  7. kwendon says:

    I’ve never heard of the company so they’ve just done themselves a true disservice! David was always cool to me, in that sort of chinless, short chin, no chin kinda way. Good luck fella!

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