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Sopranos star James Gandolfini must not take stock in the Italian saying “wine, women, and tobacco can ruin a man,” because the divorced actor is back for another try: He and fiancée, “former model” Deborah Lin, tied the knot yesterday in her hometown of Honolulu.
“There was a nice big kiss at the end with both hands on the cheeks,” a wedding guest told People. “They looked great.”
Wait — a marital ass grab? That’s more than I need to know before my breakfast margarita.
According to the same chatty guest, the bride walked down the aisle in a — shocker! — white gown made of Italian lace as a harpist played the “Hawaiian Wedding Song” in the background.
Although we do not have confirmation of this, CandyKirby.com believes James’ vows went something to the effect of:
“I [HEAVY BREATHING], James, [WHEEZE] with this ring, [SNORT] take you, Deborah, [HEAVY BREATHING] to be my lawful wife [SNORT]…”
James’ son Michael, 8, from his first marriage to Marcy Wudarsk (which ended in 2002), served as best man. Which likely means the only half-naked chick at James’ bachelor party was Cortana of Halo 3.
At the reception, the bride and groom sat at an elevated table looking out onto the guests in the filled ballroom. “They both wore long, green leis around their necks,” says a source. [INSERT OBLIGATORY CORNY CONSUMMATION/LEI JOKE HERE.]
No word on whether the bride, 40, and groom, 46, also led reception guests in doing a rousing performance of the “Electric Slide.”
his breathing issues always distracted me on “the sopranos”. ick.
August 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pmshe’s only with him for his good looks!
August 31st, 2008 at 6:28 pm46 my ass.
September 1st, 2008 at 1:50 amBelieve it or not, he really is only 46 !! She looks bitchy!
September 1st, 2008 at 6:46 pmThe only thing that, remotely, redeems this story, is that the bride is actually 40 years old. Hmmph.
(Mostly, this sort of story involves a male of Gandolfini’s age and state, with a pubescent female.)
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm