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Putting the “Ass” in Class
Putting the “Ass” in Class
First-time author Dante Moore makes a case for how to keep a man — and, incidentally, for the legalization of castration — with his self-help guide telling women to stay skinny and obey their man if they have any hope of not dying alone.
Romance, thy name is Dante Moore.
The book, The Re-education of the Female, also says women should wear sexy clothes while doing the cooking and cleaning.
I couldn’t agree more. And right after I put the brownies in the oven and adjust my French maid’s uniform, I service my man while he watches Monday Night Football and rests his Heineken on my head! The least I can do, really.
According to the Daily Mail, copies of the book have been “flying off the shelves” in the States. Yeah, ’cause women have been throwing them.
Dante’s sage advice for women includes:
“Men never really ask for anything. They command. And believe me, what you won’t do, 10 broads around the corner will.” Advising women to stay slim to attract men, Dante also writes: “When you go to the grocery store to shop, do you pick out the nastiest-looking, most rotten, smelliest fruit or meat you can find? Oh you don’t? Why not? It’s the same with men when they see … baby elephant-sized, out-of-shape women.”
Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself: Has a lucky lady scooped up this charmer yet? Shockingly, Dante is still on the market! The 33-year-old computer engineer has never married, has an 11-year-old son from a previous relationship and says he has never found true love.
Dante’s next self-help book will be called: “The Re-Education of the Male: Dante Moore’s Guide to Ensuring You’re Whacking Off to Internet Porn in Your Mom’s Basement for the Rest of Your Life.”
Is he the guy that used to carry Diddy’s umbrella?
September 1st, 2008 at 4:46 pmMy only education concerns my zoology degree. Relationships be damned. Even though I already found a guy who does ask, but whatever. We must be wrong after 10 years together.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pmIs that book cover for real??
September 1st, 2008 at 5:11 pmOh what a surprise !! A black man who has a child out of wedlock !
September 1st, 2008 at 5:56 pmSomeone PLEASE tell me this is under the Humour section in the book store.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:54 pmSo why can’t he command a woman to be his slave I mean wife?
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 amTalk about misogyny as a coping mechanism for rejection.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 amDamn women folk! They don’t know a good man when they see one!
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 amsigh - just when you think this kind of ass backwards thinking was finished along comes a self important gas bag like Dante Moore.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 am