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Okay, yeah, this isn’t weird at all.
CANOODLING PARTICIPANTS: Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson
WHERE: Shutters Hotel in Santa Monica; Country Mart in Malibu
WHEN: Last week
WHAT: Flirting; drinking coffee (scandalous!)
WHY: They have much in common, including a shared love of plastic. And Michael Jackson used to have a monkey, while Pam Anderson’s been married to a few.
This has been an important public service announcement from Candy’s Canoodling Bureau.
Aunt J hopes they stay away from candles because their faces appear to be melting.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:41 amPeta agrees with Aunt J, and would like to add ‘EWWWWWWWW! Let it be a LIE!’.
September 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 amthey’re just exchanging lipliner tips.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:46 pmOh.
No.
This cannot be real.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:13 pmOne hopes Pam’s fake tan would rub off on MJ.
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pmPam’s hard up for a job these days so its likely they were discussing her next gig as a hostess at his Las Vegas Jackson themed burger joint. The fact that she has two young sons has absolutely nothing to do with it!
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:19 amLooks like they share the same plastic surgeon maybe they can eventually look like twins.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:34 am