Happy “Pick on Angelina Jolie” Month!

Sep 2, 2008 | Tags:

After seeing the kind of media coverage Roseanne Barr recently received for randomly blasting “evil” Angelina Jolie, Joan Rivers has hopped on the “Surgically-Altered, Attention-Hungry Comediennes Picking on Angelina Jolie for No Apparent Reason” bandwagon and told GMTV that:

“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses — I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie — she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did!  I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl — stunningly beautiful, but stupid.”

Ha, haaaa!  Then everyone laughed… until they realized it was Joan who had wet the floor.  Elderly incontinence – ain’t it a bitch!

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  1. Meg says:

    I followed the “Elderly incontinence” link. I don’t EVER want to get “bowel leakage” old. Awful. Awful.

  2. martini lover says:

    joan’s funny days are behind her, just like her wet spots!

  3. librarian kathleen says:

    RE Joan Rivers: she has always been so fabulous, in so many ways, but her surgeries seem to have fucked her up, so badly, in so many ways.

    Period.

  4. Vern says:

    Candy-
    LOVE the bandwagon-that’s why I’m a Candysta!
    I feel so gangsta!

  5. Dances with Poodles says:

    Why do you have a picture of Madame up there Candy??

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