No need to lose any more sleep over Kat(i)e Holmes‘ imprisonment and, even worse, rolled-up jeans, everyone. Help is on the way!
When Kat(i)e’s Broadway show “All My Sons” opens Oct. 16, The Scoop reports that anti-Scientology group Anonymous plans to be on hand for Kat(i)e’s Broadway debut — and for her rescue.
So no pressure, Kat(i)e. You’re about to be saved!
The group confirms that a protest will take place opening night. “We aren’t looking to shut it (“All My Sons”) down, we don’t have the power to do that, we just want to prove a point,” a spokesperson confirmed via phone, um, anonymously.
Anonymous’ protests, when they take place in person (the group often launches Web-based protests) are easy to spot, thanks to the tell-tale masks Anonymous members wear. The group, which calls itself a “leaderless worldwide group of concerned citizens” recently picketed the Scientology Center on West 46th Street in New York.
In regards to picketing the Broadway show, their spokesperson says their mission is to “save Katie.” “We want to draw attention to Scientology, and hopefully get Katie out of it before it’s too late.”
At the very least, keep your fingers crossed they’re able to unroll her pants, one leg at a time.
Aunt J thinks Tom will have to rewire Katie to make sure she resists.
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:45 amChrist on a Crutch! That show hasn’t even opened yet? I thought it had already closed. If anyone knows this play (which I kind of like), Katie’s role is so simple even, well, she can play it. I don’t understand why it takes six months to rehearse a show that will run for six weeks. Vern?
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:27 pmkatie needs the extra time to plan her escape!
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 pmMateo,
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:07 pmI think in this case it’s because of faulty wiring.
Her wiring is dooming a potential triumphant revival of an underestimated American classic. With Wiest and Lithgow driving the show, we can only hope Holmes gets pushed out of the back seat and has a solid understudy. I’m cranky about this, and I’m thousands of miles(and an ocean) away. Mojito, anyone???
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:20 pmI’ll have one!
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pmThe mother in law goes home tommorrow-I can do giddy!
Don’t underestimate the other guy-Patrick somebody-he’s cute and good!
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September 2nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm