Word of the Day: The MILFia

MILFia (milfē-ə)

Function:  Noun

1.  An organization of dangerously sexy mothers who attract men of all ages using a powerful weapon:  their experienced coochies.

Sentence usage:  “Don’t even bother trying to pick up guys in that jazz club.  It’s controlled by the MILFia!”

See also:  Susan Sarandon; Angelina Jolie; Mrs. Robinson; Sharon Stone; Salma Hayek; Kate Beckinsale; Demi Moore; Stifler’s Mom

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5 Responses to “Word of the Day: The MILFia”

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1. martini lover says:

   a prime example of why i’m a candyista!

   September 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 pm

2. librarian kathleen says:

   Urp.

   September 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm

3. Dances with Poodles says:

   I hope to belong someday!!

   September 2nd, 2008 at 6:59 pm

4. zfiledh says:

   MILF also stands for Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

   Which explains why, whenever I see those four letters on the front page news, I snort out loud.

   September 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

5. mrsryan says:

   That is brilliant!

   September 3rd, 2008 at 7:47 am

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