Tell Her About It

Oh, Alexa Ray Joel.

Your dad is a Big Shot.  As is your mom.  So you’re under a lot of Pressure.   But, hey, they still love you Just the Way You Are.

Unconditional parental love blah, blah, blah aside, can we chat about something truly important, namely those capri leggings under the shorts?  And that sleeveless button-down sweater vest?

I’ll concede You May Be Right.  I may be crazy. But something tells me — Don’t Ask Me Why — that you had a bottle of white AND a bottle of red before getting dressed.

Excuse me?  Hey, don’t judge me for quoting your father in imaginary online conversations with you, missy.  I know it’s weird.  But it’s My Life!  And I may have, um, had a bottle of white and a bottle red, myself.  (Perhaps a bottle of rosé as well instead.)

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4 Responses to “Tell Her About It”

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1. martini lover says:

   can she sing well?

   September 3rd, 2008 at 4:26 pm

2. librarian kathleen says:

   Forgive me, but, she looks like The Joker.

   September 3rd, 2008 at 4:46 pm

3. Aunt J says:

   Aunt J thinks she’s pretty good-

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iaa_Re7UI&feature=related

   September 3rd, 2008 at 8:49 pm

4. Dr. L. says:

   OMG. Poor child has no where to go but up.

   September 3rd, 2008 at 11:08 pm

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