Texting with Jeremy Piven

Sep 3, 2008 | Tags: ,

“HEY 6Y.  CANT CYBERFUCK NOW CUZ CONSTANTINE MAROULIS IS ALL UP IN MY SHIZ, IYKWIM.  ILU BABE BUT ILM MORE.  HAHA.  THE PIVS.”

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  1. Jujupiter says:

    He’s not texting, he’s playing Solitaire.

  2. DW says:

    what is Pivs doing hhanging out w Erkel?!?

  3. Dances with Poodles says:

    I love the look on that woman’s face!! She is PISSED Constantine is paying more attention to Pivs than her.

  4. librarian kathleen says:

    Aren’t those girls behind him dead ringers for Nicky Hilton and Janeane Garafolo?

  5. hathair says:

    Tennis: not really a spectator sport unless you’re somebody’s coach.

  6. martini lover says:

    is that blond guy in the front uncle joey from “full house”?

  7. martini lover says:

    lol @ librarian-you know that’s a guy behind piven right? constantine is from “american idol”. he does look like janeane garafolo!

  8. jezebel says:

    constantine is a cutie haha but his lady friend looks bored

  9. Constantine says:

    He was texting messages to me about our meet up later. As for that chick? Already been done that. Need something new. Fresh. Something that doesn’t TALK.

  10. librarian kathleen says:

    martini lover: tee hee, this makes the resemblance all the funnier, don’tcha think?

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