Top 5 Things Wrong with this Fanta Ad

Sep 4, 2008 | Tags:

1. It is giving me Hannibal Lecter-type thoughts about her tongue;

2. A can of Fanta has never been that close to real fruit;

3. Everyone knows fresh strawberry season ended in July;

4. Confusing for vegetarian audience: while cannibalism is typically eschewed by non-meat eaters, is a fruit-based tongue the exception to the rule?;

5. It makes me WANTA RANTA (about stupid ads) more than it makes me WANTA FANTA.

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  1. Dances with Poodles says:

    Instead of a French Kiss, it’s a Fruit Kiss!!

  2. Rebecca says:

    The mouth (excl. tongue) looks like one giant Photoshop accident - the teeth don’t match the jawline in size, and a lower jaw that extends so much is found in reptiles (so that they can gobble up their meals whole). Freaky Fanta…

  3. k8 says:

    you’re right rebecca. that ad is all kinds of wrong.

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