Wading in Stylish Waters: Introducing the High Tide Heels

Just in time for hurricane season!

CANDY’S EVACUATION CHECKLIST:

Battery-powered radio? Check.

Flashlight? Check.

Emergency blanket? Check.

Bottled water? Check.

Calf-enhancing stiletto flippers* to catch eye of sexy Disaster Assistance team member? Check, check and check — in every color!

Fido? Oops.

*Candy recommends pairing the High Tide Heels with flood pants

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7 Responses to “Wading in Stylish Waters: Introducing the High Tide Heels”

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1. Jenny says:

   Oh for the love of bacon….

   September 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

2. martini lover says:

   that style is all washed up.

   September 6th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

3. Dr. L. says:

   Are those Paris Hilton’s shoes?

   September 6th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

4. Jenn says:

   Good Gawd! These are not for real. Are they?

   September 7th, 2008 at 8:10 am

5. Rebecca says:

   Erm… stupid question but what are THESE for? :O

   September 7th, 2008 at 11:43 am

6. Aunt J says:

   Aunt J would love a pair of those for walking around in the bullshit she has to put up with at work.

   September 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

7. Vern says:

   ARRRRGH!
   I HATE these things.
   Unless they are made from the recycled web-skin from between Paris’ toes and fingers they are BAD for the environment.
   I wish they would outlaw PLASTIC crap! (sorry Heide, I guess you’d be gone.)

   September 8th, 2008 at 5:14 am

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