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From CandyKirby.com’s Wildlife Services Department: If you see any of these Mountain Men, please refrain from making any sudden movements. Do not attempt to eat their acorns or berries, or extract the freshly-caught trout from their mouths. This rare breed of Mountain Man can be extremely dangerous and potentially Armani-clad. We recommend that you distract them with cleavage and compliments regarding their work in Felicity/The Pianist/Beverly Hills, 90210 – yes, the last of which without laughing — until they finally mosey on to lunch at The Ivy, trout in mouth.
Also, VERY IMPORTANT: If you come across the Speedman Mountain Man, it is critical you guide him to Candy’s bedroom IMMEDIATELY for hands-on, um, forestry and wildsexlife research.
This has been a public service announcement of Candy’s Hollywood Wildlife Services Department.
those are even worse than porn staches.
September 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm