The award for today’s “Statement Most Likely to Bite Ya in the Butt” goes to… Lindsay Lohan! [Lainey]
Paris Hilton shooting a documentary about her favorite subject: herself. [Smack]
Posh says her new hairdo is a “do!” (Oh, dear. I’ve clearly been reading way too many women’s magazine covers.) [POTP] Speaking of which…
The cover of V magazine’s fall issue features more supermodels than Leo DiCaprio’s had in his bed. Well, almost. [popbytes]
Pam Anderson addresses Michael Jackson rumors, the inconvenience of wearing clothes. [Celeb Warship]
Jennifer Aniston’s dinner date with Brad Pitt didn’t go well. She ordered the lobster. He ordered the family-sized meal to go. [Gabby]
Wedding bells for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? A statement from Michael Lohan to be issued to OK! in 4…3…2.. [Seriously? OMG!]
Rachel Weisz is on top with lesbians. [Ayyyy!]
Reviews of Jessica Simpson’s new album are positive — positively ghost-written by her dad, that is. [Dirt]
