Deep Thoughts by Jocelyn Wildenstein

Sep 16, 2008 | Tags:

“Whoa, I’d better slow down!  That catnip’s really starting to kick in…”

Out for a cocktail with partner Lloyd Klein at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel:

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  1. zfiledh says:

    Is it still physically possible for her to close her eyes???? 0.0

  2. that_girl says:

    She really looks awful.

  3. frewt says:

    No I don’t believe she can close her eyes zfiledh. It was either her or Rivers that said they couldn’t close their eyes but that was a small price to pay for looking good….

  4. zfiledh says:

    Ack!

    I’ll still keep my homeliness and the ability to blink, thanks very much.

  5. Vern says:

    Oh the irony. She causes people to blink incessantly in horror and disbelief, yet she can’t blink at all.

  6. Rebecca says:

    Are the corners of her mouth stitched? Vern - I would not blink, I would just run away screaming if I ever saw her in the street!

  7. Vern says:

    Rebecca,
    I think she had bigger lips subtly sewn on. And I’d be running with you!

  8. jenn says:

    that is just freaky. What did she look like before all that surgery? She could not possibly look better now?

  9. that_girl says:

    Those lines make her cat like. I’m sure she brought in a picture of a cat to her plastic surgeon and said “I want to look like this”. Ew.

  10. Panurge says:

    What about the biodegradability when she will be six feet under?
    Soil pollution is not ok.

  11. librarian kathleen says:

    jenn: before all that surgery, she was a normal-looking woman. There are plenty of places to see pictures of her, here’s just one:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html

  12. jenn says:

    Thanks Librarian. I just looked at those pics and the story. Really sad that she would do that to herself.

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