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He probably wants to finish before she can ask, “Is it in yet?“
That Madonna is a Lucky Woman
Sep 16, 2008 | Tags: Madonna, Sexy Time
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That is insane. It takes four minutes for Madonna and Justin to save the world, but it takes Guy four seconds to acheive an orgasm? Superman dick!
September 16th, 2008 at 11:11 pmThat’s just so sad I don’t know what to say.
September 17th, 2008 at 12:52 amSay what?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:11 amHe’s been enduring marriage to Madonna for what must seem like an unbearable eternity. Time has clearly lost all meaning and relevance for him. Four seconds, four minutes, four hours, it’s all the same in the bleak, black vortex of horror that he faces every endless day. And, yes, by “bleak, black vortex of horror”, I mean Madge’s vadge.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:56 amNatalie: you got it in one, girl.
Let’s face it, the four-second-man is right up there with the size-doesn’t-matter chant.
Haven’t we all discovered that true pleasure is all a matter of the right people doing the good thang with each other for the right reasons?
Or, am I crazy?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pmBWAHAHAHA Natalie!
September 17th, 2008 at 8:57 pm“Bleak, Black Vortex of Horror”
Thank you thank you thank you!!!