A Guide to Being Shauna Sand

Sep 19, 2008 | Tags: ,

*Based on the highly scientific formula of reviewing photographs of the woman taken yesterday and today.

1)  Embrace your natural beauty with minimal makeup and hair product.

2)  Exit car in most graceful manner possible.

3)  Three words:  Lucite, lucite, lucite

4)  Don’t keep the world guessing — let them know you’re wearing undergarments.

5)  Once they know, remove undergarments immediately — preferably in the presence of a dozen paparazzi.

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  1. Mateo says:

    Why does everyone have to hate? She is an Elegant Lady who designs her own shoes, making her the Empress of Lucite. Do you have a title such as she? I do not believe you do. Please stop the hate. If only for the children…

  2. Exyank says:

    What the hell happened to her face? When she laughs, her upper face looks deformed! *shudder*

  3. Jujupiter says:

    The most atrocious detail in these pictures: the Vuitton bag! NO!!! (Chokes)

  4. zfiledh says:

    The first pic–I’m praying 14 will do something with that.

  5. midevil says:

    zfiledh,

    Have faith, I’m sure 14 will do something with the first and last pics!

  6. Vern says:

    Mateo is just being modest, because, actually,
    My little Mateo is a
    Czarina!
    And way more Elegant than even the Emp herself-Miss Shauna.

  7. wes says:

    You gotta love a classy woman

  8. Czarina says:

    Now that post made me laugh. Some times I feel bad for Shauna. I do like to see some of the outfits that she comes up with, because even though she is tooo skinny now, some look great on her because of the plastic tits and the willingness to be half naked in public.

    Czarina.

  9. Peta says:

    Her three daughters have the perfect role model.

  10. jenn says:

    what is wrong with her face. It looks like a halloween mask

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