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Kat(i)e Holmes received a lovely welcome from 30 Anonymous protesters at the preview performance for “All My Sons” last night. Rather than the usual flowers, the Anonymous members greeted the actress with a slightly more untraditional gift: a chant of “Scientology kills!”
Awwwww.
And, of course, hubby Tom Cruise selflessly laid low and made sure the spotlight remained on Katie by bowing and waving to the audience when he entered the theater. He also jumped to his feet and cheered like a little schoolgirl at the end of the performance, which is kinda sweet if oddly melodramatic. In other words, par for the course. Afterward, a beaming Tommy told the Daily News: “She was extraordinary.”
A Fox News source wasn’t quite as enthusiastic, shrugging, “She doesn’t embarrass herself or anyone else. She’s fine.”
Fine? Um, dude, try magnificent! Extraordinary! Amazing! Magical! Superlative after superlative, that’s our Kat(i)e!!!
*CANDY LIES DOWN* Lordy, even writing like a Scientologist is exhausting. How do they keep it up? The exclamation points alone… Could someone hand me a pillow and a martini please?
How Do They Keep It Up?
Now, that, Candy, is a loaded question in the realm of Scientology.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pmOne of the perks of belonging to a cult is that ya’ just never get embarassed, like normal people, for being a follower.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!!
September 19th, 2008 at 10:20 pm“Take Beck with you.”
LOL!
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am