Talk About a Deflated Girlfriend

As a wise Englishman who was probably getting kicked out of a pub once said, “all good things must come to an end.”  And no one knows that better than the 60-year-old Japanese widower who recently, um, pulled the plug on his relationship with a blowup doll — and stuck her in a sleeping bag and dumped her in a remote, wooded area.

Then it gets weird.

Some hikers eventually came across the bag and frantically called the police, who didn’t realize that they didn’t have a real corpse until they unwrapped her to start a post-mortem exam.

CSI: Pleasure Chest.

After the story was reported in the press, the guy idiotically came forward, and now he’s facing charges for violating Japan’s Waste Management Law.  On the bright side, he can now put his former lover on eBay:

“Like new latex lover.  No reserve!  Slightly used SASF (Single Asian Silicone Female) seeking man who likes a true airhead…”

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2 Responses to “Talk About a Deflated Girlfriend”

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1. Praetorian says:

   That is soooo Wilt! LOL

   September 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm

2. Vern says:

   I want to know what the bitch did to piss him off!

   September 22nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm

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