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WingSkank (w
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Function: Noun
1. A helpful person who accompanies you to bars and restaurants dressed as a mega-whore to make you miraculously appear classier by comparison.
Sentence usage: “Is it just me, or did Shauna Sand look like Mother Teresa while standing next to her wingskank?”
too much class in one post.
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:08 pmYou said it, Martini.
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:28 pmThis looks like my favorite (non-existent) person, Tits LaRue!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pmThat chick in the yellow WingSkank outfit looks like she’s about to blow a boob any second now. Ouch.
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pmIts Jordan and Jodie Marsh, the American edition.
I’m incredulous that the wingskank’s dress is strapless.
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 pmis it just me or is Shauna Sand always just seconds from tears? or is that just when she “smiles”?
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pmThe wingskank hasn’t found a bra strongly engineered to hold those funbags.
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:33 pmThe sad part is, Shauna thinks this girl is her wingskank because of her ugly purse. She’s ok with everything else.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:27 amOh and yes, I’m Mateo’s wingskank. Why do you ask?
September 24th, 2008 at 1:29 am