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Hooker Barbie® Receives This Holiday Season’s “Skankiest Toy” Honor
EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — With the holiday shopping season kicking off, gift-givers will be heading into the Barbie® aisle to find the doll anointed this season’s “skankiest toy.”
Hooker Barbie®, popular with girls and their fathers while on business trips, edged out some truly whorish toys to win the prestigious honor, including Bratz Dolls, the Hello Kitty vibrator and Hannah Montana: MySpace Edition.
“Hooker Barbie is low-rent fun the whole family can enjoy,” smiles Candy, who claims to be a Mattel representative, but could only produce a Costco card when asked for her credentials. “It’s a no-brainer she’d come out on top — her clothes are too tight, her vocabulary too limited and her legs too quick to open. Hooker Barbie is unmatched in terms of full-on skank.”
Any resemblance Hooker Barbie may bear to certain socialiates is mere coincidence. With that said, Mattel cannot be held responsible for anything you may contract upon handling the vapid, excessively-handled plastic doll. Using protection and avoiding the coincidentally identical socialite’s new reality show is highly recommended for your well-being.
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