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Salma Hayek unable to resist her babydaddy’s handsome mug. [Lainey]
Drew Barrymore reportedly faked it with Ed Westwick. A woman faking it? What an odd concept with which I am entirely not familiar. *AHEM* [Seriously? OMG!]
Call animal control: Bret Michaels‘ wig is on the loose. [Celebrity Smack]
The Michael Phelps wax figure’s ears are so big, they have their own zip code. [popbytes]
This fashion trend makes shoulder pads look downright flattering. [Ayyyy!]
Janet Jackson’s man is a real keeper. [POTP]
Totally sober follow-up report: Heather Locklear needed help from a few… dozen… officers to get out of her car. [CelebWarship]
Paul Sculfor says he and Cameron Diaz are “coasting.” Is that what the kids are calling it these days? [Gabby Babble]
Guy Ritchie defends “Swept Away.” It’s just shocking… he was able to keep a straight face. [Holy Moly]
Cameron Diaz is 36 years old, Candy! Closer to cougar than kid.
For heavens sake, you’re younger than her!
September 30th, 2008 at 11:08 amAll of the characters in today’s Brain Candy are so… old. They should know better.
Except, maybe, Michael Phelps, who is absolutely destined to make a complete fool of himself within the next few months.
Bet on it.
September 30th, 2008 at 3:37 pmAnd Michael should seriously have negotiated veto rights to that wax manniquine. UG-LY!!
September 30th, 2008 at 7:14 pm