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Robbie Williams has found some otherworldly inspiration for his music: aliens. In fact, the British singer has spent two weeks at a UFO camp — which I assume is like Xenu’s version of band camp — searching for aliens with his video camera and writing martian-inspired music.
Extraterrestrial expert Michael C. Luckman, who recently identified Robbie as an “alien ambassador” — which I assume means Robbie doesn’t have to pay his parking tickets when he double-parks on Mars — said:
“Robbie used the occasion as an opportunity to write several new songs about aliens. I wouldn’t be surprised if Robbie may be planning an alien album. The ranch in Trout Lake is the equivalent of Devil’s Tower in Wyoming in the film ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’. If there is any place on Earth where humans are likely to have open contact with an extraterrestrial civilisation, it is at James Gilliland’s ranch. Scientists used musical notes in the final scene in ‘Close Encounters’ to welcome aliens to Earth.”
I think a lovely ballad — such as “Sweet Alien O’ Mine” — may be just the thing to drive Xenu back into Tom Cruise’s waiting arms!
he’s got crazy eyes.
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:44 pmI was just watching Paranormal State earlier and they were investigating this ranch……….what a co-in-kidink
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:48 pm