Holla, We Want Pre-Nup! We Want Pre-Nup!

Oct 4, 2008 | Tags: ,

“It’s sumpin’ dat cha need ta have, cause when she leave yo ass, she gon leave wit half…”

Yes, the most romantic wedding in the world deserves the most romantic wedding song:  Howard Stern, 54, and his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky, 36, finally got hitched in New York City last night after the World’s Longest Engagement.

The guest list for the wedding, held at the restaurant Le Cirque — a venue I appreciate, because that means guests could hit the open bar when their vows started dragging on too long, as they always do — included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, John Stamos, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Robin Quivers.

Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos officiated — naturally– while Billy Joel sang two songs and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast.  Afterward, CandyKirby.com insiders say guests participated in romantic Stern-approved wedding games such as Porn Star Feud, prank calling Star Jones and taste-testing the bride’s breasts.  Awwwww.

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3 Responses to “Holla, We Want Pre-Nup! We Want Pre-Nup!”

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  1. Birdy says:

    I am very happy for them! I wonder if she wants a baby.

  2. Debutante says:

    HAIL TO THE KING OF ALL MEDIA !!! I WISH HIM AND BETH ALL THE BEST !!

  3. Debutante says:

    OH YEAH, I FORGOT …..HOWARD ROCKS !

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