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You were likely just thinking to yourself, “Hmmm… I wonder how much Robert Downey Jr. chokes the chicken?” Well, wonder no longer!
RDJ tells Now Magazine that prior to marriage, “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator. But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.”
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However, Iron Man is no longer self-propelled; he says he has outgrown the habit and that sex is “no longer a motivating factor for me. My union with Susan is sacred. Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*** her friend. But I’m not that guy.”
Oh, Robert. Marriage doesn’t mean you have to stop masturbating. It just means you have to start looking for a better lock for your office door!
Woulda given him a hand ANYTIME!
October 6th, 2008 at 10:25 amI find it unlikely that Robert has ever had to resort to his own devices to achieve gratification.
Even at his worst, he’s always been hot!
October 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pmIron Man used lube? NO WAI!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pmWTF is a serial masturbator???!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 8:13 pm