But I Was in the Pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!

Oct 7, 2008 | Tags: ,

Yup, nothing better for your dating life than a network declaring to the world that your penis is “virtually indetectable” when viewed in real time.

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  1. kwendon says:

    Hmmmm interesting….wonder what it would like like not in REAL TIME? Maybe parents are really angry because it was not anatomically correct? Tee Hee!

  2. jewed says:

    Candy,I’m so glad you’re a Seinfeld fanatic like me…
    “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”

  3. Candy says:

    And I’m so glad to know some people know what the heck I’m talking about!

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