Pop Quiz: Nicole Kidman’s Hair

Oct 7, 2008 | Tags: ,

Nicole Kidman’s hair looks like that because:

1.  She didn’t realize her new shampoo’s “secret ingredient” was nail polish remover;

2.  Now that she lives in Nashville, she’s supporting the University of Tennessee’s football team with the orange-and-white stripes;

3.  Your hair would turn white, too, if you’d been married to Tom Cruise for 10 years;

4.  Her colorist is guilty of BUI (bleaching under the influence);

5.  None of the above.  Nic’s hair looks like that because ______.

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  1. frewt says:

    6. all the colour and fullness that was once in her hair has miraculously migrated from her scalp to her lips.

  2. Jujupiter says:

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  4. Mack says:

    10 years ago she made Practical Magic with Sandra Bullock who is 3 years older than her. She looked great back then. What the hell has she done to herself in 10 years. Seriously!

  5. Annie says:

    Because her hair is gray!

  6. Rebecca says:

  7. MsTriste says:

    Clinical trials prove that excessive Botox use causes hair follicles to be destroyed, which leads to white or grey hair.

  8. emma says:

    a huge dodo bird took a dump on her and she didn’t even notice leaving a whitish/grey splotch on top of her otherwise lovely head of bleached hair.

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