Relationship Obituaries: Hef and Holly Madison

The Beautiful Relationship of Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison has tragically passed away.  The relationship was seven years old.  Cause of death:  Hef is simply too young and too sexy for the blonde.

After months of speculation, Holly confirmed the split when a TMZ cameraman asked her if she can get him into the upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion and she replied:

“I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”

The Relationship is surived by Hef’s stash of Polident and Viagra, a line of other blonde fameseekers awaiting their chance for a beautiful romance with the AARP card holder, and Holly’s fond memories of Hef cumming dust.

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3 Responses to “Relationship Obituaries: Hef and Holly Madison”

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1. Cali Angel says:

   I kind of felt bad for her, thinking, what can she do now? Turns out she’s an accomplished actor and editor too. Go figure

   Looks like she’s going to be aaaallright.

   October 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am

2. midevil says:

   Dust! Hilarious!

   October 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am

3. kwendon says:

   OK I have an honest question….who will continue all of the breast augmentation and plastic surgery bills? Who will continue paying for her Frederick’s of Hollywood evening wear? Just wondering as a concerned citizen!

   October 7th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

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