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Introducing Holy Candy 2.0. Yes, I’m relaunching my original site — currently in beta, with more features to be added — only this time, it’s pure satire. The pop culture answer to The Onion, if you will. And I hope you do. [Holy Candy]
Halle Berry is the sexiest woman ALIVE! Wait — only alive? Guess the competition from the not-so-alive was just too, um, stiff. [Lainey]
Tabloid Strategy 101: When gossip is slow, start a Spears pregnancy rumor! At least they have a 50/50 chance of being right. [Smack]
And when that fails, tap into the Brangelina well: Did Angelina Jolie get a — GASP! — tummy tuck? [popbytes]
Hey, Stephen Dorff! Say chee — whoops. [OMG!]
Pete Doherty to lock himself in rat-filled coffin. Well, we all have our beauty rituals. [Holy Moly]
Nick Nolte escapes house fire, seamlessly blends with homeless people. [Gabby]
Quick — somebody throw Debra Messing a banana. [Ayyyy!]
Beth Ostrosky’s wedding dress should be a hit with the porn set. [POTP]
did you write holy candy all by yourself candy? looks like alot of work. great job.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:39 pmPete locked up - I fear for the rats. Make that solitary confinement please!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm*swoon* Oh to be one of those rats!
October 9th, 2008 at 9:03 am