Just What You’ve Been Waiting for: A Roseanne Barr Sex Tape

Oct 8, 2008 | Tags:

What a banner year for “leaked” celebrity sex tapes!

Grab a hold of your zippers, boys:  On the heels of the enthusiastically embraced Mini-Me sex tape, comes news that a similar tape of Roseanne is floating around.  And who hasn’t been waiting to hear that news, really?

Of course, this piece of information just happens to be planted by Roseanne herself, offering a reward via her Web site, Roseanne World, on which she writes:

“One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.  I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it — then I am willing to deal.”

Meanwhile, Candy is offering a reward to the intern to save our eyes and not distribute it — and for the return of the 90 minutes she once wasted watching “She-Devil.”

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  1. martini lover says:

    does it come with eye bleach?

  2. Peta says:

    Yet another sex-tape ’stolen’. Wow.

  3. Rebecca says:

    “I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it” - that’s blackmailing the potential audience!

  4. librarian kathleen says:

    Oy. The original British production, “Life and Loves of a She Devil” was absolutely fabulous.

    And Roseanne, when she’s under control, is also absolutely fabulous. And smart. And funny.

    But, kids, what makes her think that anyone would want to watch any kind of sex video in which she stars?

    Makes you want to go: “Hmmmmmm.”

  5. will says:

    aw….Roseanne! Why are you ruining watching your sitcom for me!

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