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After the whole prison debacle, I was hopeful Paris Hilton’s star would finally fade. And it seemed to be doing so… until McCain decided it would be a grand idea to compare Obama to her. Which gave her the opportunity to do that damn “Funny or Die” video. Which extended her Fifteen Minutes yet again.
And now Ryan Seacrest wants to stretch her dubious stardom even further with a — wait for it… wait for it… — Paris Hilton sitcom.
Oh, Ryan. Haven’t you tortured us enough with Sunset Tan?
“Paris and I are developing a scripted series. And she wants to have fun with that. So I think that this is a very clever show. Paris is going to star in it. Paris is going to play a very clever and funny Paris Hilton. Some of things that she encounters are really interesting. And if we pepper in a little bit of script, I think it’s going to be very funny.”
“… A very clever and funny Paris Hilton”? Now THAT will require major acting chops.
Possible titles for the “comedy” include:
- Two and a Half Brain Cells
- R*A*S*H
- Saved By The Gel
- I Love Me
- Leave It To My Beaver
