Relationship Obituaries: Madonna and Guy Ritchie

After years of speculation, rumors and sleepovers with Alex Rodriguez, the Marriage of Madonna and Guy Ritchie has passed away in the hands of the foaming-at-the-mouth tabloid media.  The Marriage was seven years old.

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time,” the couple said in a statement.

The Marriage is survived by their two children together, Rocco and David, Madonna’s — GASP! — facial hair and what remains of Guy Ritchie’s balls.

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3 Responses to “Relationship Obituaries: Madonna and Guy Ritchie”

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1. librarian kathleen says:

   Will someone please inform me (because, hey, I’m willing to learn) about exactly WHAT Guy Ritchie got from this relationship?

   What Was Guy Thinking?

   October 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm

2. Eugene says:

   Probably herpes.

   October 16th, 2008 at 7:49 am

3. midevil says:

   I think Guy is a businessman, just like Vadge is a businesswoman - marriage for biz reasons.

   October 16th, 2008 at 7:53 am

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