“Sideshow Candy” is a video blog lampooning celebrity and entertainment news.
This week’s highlights: Mary Ann of Gilligan’s Island busted for marijuana possession; Michael Jackson busted for unemployment; and new commercial stars Fred and Sharon busted for being too damn awesome.
Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog poking fun at the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
This week’s episode features never-before-televised highlights from the 2008 SAG Awards Show!
Week of January 21, 2008 highlights: Tom Cruise saves the world; Oprah Winfrey owns the world; Lindsay Lohan works with people who have left this world; and Britney Spears rocks my world.
Tired of the rerun wasteland known as TV? Or at least eager for something to pass the time till the next Rock of Love airs? Well, look no further…
By the power invested in me by Xenu, I present a slideshow certain to haunt your dreams tonight — yes, even more than that picture of Clay Aiken channeling Willy Wonka in Spamalot — which was inspired by Tom Cruise, Scientologist and by the chilling “alien transmission” music composed by 14, Gallery of the Absurdist.
You may ask why I’m awake at 2 a.m. posting a SLIDESHOW, for crying out loud. Well, all I can say is, I want to know that I’ve done everything I can do, every day. I do what I can. And I do it the way I do everything… [LAUGHS] … smart-assed.
Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Barbara Walters ain’t got nothin’ on Candy, who turns the spotlight on those celebrity items and talents that aren’t normally celebrated on “best of” lists — but have weaseled their way into our hearts nonetheless — with an end-of-year Holy Candy TV special:
“The Most Fascinating Celebrity Treasures of 2007″!
Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Week of December 5, 2007 highlights: Sherri Shepherd believes nothing predates Jesus; Jenna Jameson opens a bar in — where else? — a former whorehouse; and biologists unearth a frightening new species of worm.
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Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Week of Nov. 13, 2007 highlights: Tyra Banks gets close with a vulva puppet; George Clooney gets in a catfight with Fabio; and Paris Hilton gets bitch-slapped by Hallmark.
Holy Candy TV’s “Gossip Gospel” is a weekly(ish) video blog making fun of the latest celebrity and entertainment news.
Week of October 25, 2007 highlights: Britney Spears finally gets her priorities in order; some women borrow books — Lindsay Lohan borrows other chicks’ men; and Candy has a tearful meltdown.
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