Drugs — they clearly do a body good!
[For more about Amy's "Impetigo," click here]

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Amy Winehouse will not attend this Sunday’s Grammy Awards, as planned, because the American Embassy in London has rejected her visa application.   Holy Candy’s sources say they were forced to do so because the United States has already exceeded its crazy quota.  (See:  Britney Spears; Pamela Anderson; Andy Dick.)

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My favorite crackhead — a position formerly held by longtime Queen of Crackheads, Courtney Love — Amy Winehouse, cleaned up relatively nicely to go to the doctor today as part of her “ongoing treatment.” Rumors had been circulating earlier that she’d re-entered rehab, but alas… we all know what she said to that. [...]

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LEFT: Amy Winehouse exchanging sweet nothings with photographers in London
RIGHT: Rocky (RIP), star of “Taking a Bite Out of Rabies,” the video that scared the bejesus out of me in junior high and taught me to stop playing with bats

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In Amy Winehouse’s defense, most everything looks better in a Jack Daniels-induced fog.   Including ill-advised blonde hair.  And every guy I hooked up with in college.

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Oh, Amy. They said that you should detox — not bleach locks!
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Amy Winehouse Singing Snow Globe Recalled Due to Constant Malfunction
LONDON — - The U.K. Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform and Amy Winehouse’s parents today announced an involuntary recall of one of the worst celebrity-endorsed holiday gifts in history: the singing Amy Winehouse Snow Globe. Despite initial high demand from music [...]

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