Paris Hilton, who goes through dogs faster than tubes of Vagisil (well, almost), was actually DE-NIED by a pet store, which told her, “No puppies for YOU!”
Yessir, Paris was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” Another way of achieving [...]
Let’s face it. We’ve all felt like calling the police on an animal at one time or another.
For me, there was the pet hermit crab, Igor, that took a particular liking to the palm of my hand. Ouch. And my friend’s chihuahua with the Napoleon Complex that COMPLETELY mauled my right ankle [...]
WARNING: This post contains an unbearable amount of cuteness.
WARNING: No, seriously. It’s even sweeter than Ryan Reynolds’ ass dipped in honey.
WARNING: Okay, you asked for it, sucka…
Introducing Cindy, an orphaned two-week-old fawn that has been “adopted” by a sweet Great Dane named Rocky.
All together now: Awwwwww.
The Telegraph [...]
Speaking of hair…
LEFT: Heidi Montag extending her fifteen minutes on Letterman
RIGHT: Cash wondering why the hell HE doesn’t have his own reality show
(See also: Long-lost twins)
WARNING: You are approaching a dangerous level of cuteness.
WARNING: This post is so sweet, you may ALREADY have a cavity.
WARNING: Okay, you asked for it…
Say hi to three-week-old monkey Conchita, who finds comfort in this teddy bear’s arms while her mom recovers from a cesarean at the London Zoo.
All together [...]
The Sun claims this is Kate Moss‘ ex and all-around good guy Pete Doherty… giving one of his kittens crack from a mini-pipe he custom-made for it.
Huh. When I want to get my cats high, I just give them cat nip. I am sooooo behind in the latest in feline narcotics!
“Friends” who leaked [...]
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