I have friends who would like to adopt a baby.  They’ve hired a lawyer.  They’ve filled out the application, which is — and I’m estimating here — about 4,729 pages long.  Their home has been inspected multiple times.  They’ve forked over an insane amount of cash.  They’ve built a Web site to show pregnant [...]

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I’ve just returned from seeing Hancock — which was more entertaining than I’d anticipated, given the dismal reviews (it’s all about expectations) — and while Hancock is trying to save the world, Angelina Jolie is continuing her quest to take over the world with her ever-growing army of babies, having just given birth to [...]

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And it’s some juicy morning gossip for us!  Yay!  Cigars all around…

Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl named Maddie Briann this morning, reports People.
Bummer.  My money was on “Earline Freebird.”  There goes THAT five bucks.  No Starbucks latte for me today!
Mother and child — who was born via C-Section [...]

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Congratulations to ecstatic new mom, Jessica Alba!

That’s right — while I was, er… I mean, while WE were all sleeping off our hangovers and wishing our laundry would wash itself this weekend, Jessica and hubby Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, reports Us Weekly.
Jessica’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful,” [...]

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“What the hell are we looking at?”

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Angelina Jolie supposedly, allegedly, potentially gave birth to her twins, reports Entertainment Tonight.
Although Angie’s Kung Fu Panda co-star Dustin Hoffman had told the Today Show her twins were due August 19, everyone knows Dustin is a little off his rocker.
French media reports have also surfaced, claiming Ang was with baby-daddy Brad when she gave [...]

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“I can’t believe Hilary Duff used to date you.”

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I, too, used to be a mouth breather — and every time my mom would catch me looking like this, she’d say, “Whaddya trying to do? Catch flies?” and then she and dad would explode into laughter.
Otherwise known as my Christmas of 2007.

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