Archive for the ‘Babies’ Category


Aug
1
2008

The Twins Are Coming! The Twins Are Coming!

Filed Under: Babies, Brangelina

Holy Mr. and Mrs. Smith!  The Sacred Jolie-Pitt Twins will be unveiled on People.com on Sunday.  Because I know you haven’t been this excited since the premiere of this season’s “How Do I Look?” — oh, was that just me? — here’s a countdown to ensure you don’t miss the reveal of the Chosen Ones [...]

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Jul
23
2008

Matthew McConaughey Screamed When He Saw His Son’s Pecker

Filed Under: Babies

Did OK! hold this photoshoot in the delivery room?  Even Levi looks like he’s saying, “Yes, folks, they’re pimping me out already.  Whatevs.”

Matthew McConaughey, who was likely paid in weed and rolling papers, shows off his baby mama Camila Alves and son Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of this week’s OK! magazine.
Matthew recounts (and [...]

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Jul
17
2008

Let’s Offer Our Condolences to Peanut Kai Rademacher

Filed Under: Babies, Wacky News

I have friends who would like to adopt a baby.  They’ve hired a lawyer.  They’ve filled out the application, which is — and I’m estimating here — about 4,729 pages long.  Their home has been inspected multiple times.  They’ve forked over an insane amount of cash.  They’ve built a Web site to show pregnant [...]

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Jul
13
2008

The Brangelina Army Continues to Grow

Filed Under: Babies, Brangelina

I’ve just returned from seeing Hancock — which was more entertaining than I’d anticipated, given the dismal reviews (it’s all about expectations) — and while Hancock is trying to save the world, Angelina Jolie is continuing her quest to take over the world with her ever-growing army of babies, having just given birth to [...]

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Jun
19
2008

It’s a Girl for Jamie Lynn Spears!

Filed Under: Babies, Jamie Lynn Spears

And it’s some juicy morning gossip for us!  Yay!  Cigars all around…

Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl named Maddie Briann this morning, reports People.
Bummer.  My money was on “Earline Freebird.”  There goes THAT five bucks.  No Starbucks latte for me today!
Mother and child — who was born via C-Section [...]

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Jun
8
2008

Jessica Alba Welcomes Baby Girl, Diaper Changes and 3AM Feedings

Filed Under: Babies

Congratulations to ecstatic new mom, Jessica Alba!

That’s right — while I was, er… I mean, while WE were all sleeping off our hangovers and wishing our laundry would wash itself this weekend, Jessica and hubby Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, reports Us Weekly.
Jessica’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful,” [...]

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May
30
2008

Deep Thoughts by Henry Moder

Filed Under: Babies, Deep Thoughts

“What the hell are we looking at?”

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