Just days away from celebrating her sixty-third freakin’ birthday. Day-um.
I salute thee, Dame Helen.

Just days away from celebrating her sixty-third freakin’ birthday. Day-um.
I salute thee, Dame Helen.

With hair, not husbands, that is.
However, I think it’s quite clear that the REAL story here is the thought bubble lingering above that videographer’s head:
“Dude! I’m filming the back of Eva Longoria’s head. I can’t fu*king believe it — this TOTALLY beats the shot I got of Howie Mandel’s foot. I’m gonna be RICH!”

I’ve written before about the beauty of the Wild Google Chase and how you just never know where you may end up — or what you might find — on the Internet. And, once again, I’ve been “rewarded” with a, um, curious find while googling Tommy Lee images to accompany a “What I Think His [...]
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Oh, the horror! Yet another Miss USA has — GASP! — fallen down during the Miss Universe competition!
Well, what did we expect for choosing Miss Texas to represent us? The big hair alone is bound to make her topple over.
Okay, so yeah, I did laugh when I saw the video of the fall [...]

That is just so wrong! I mean, men should NEVER paint their toenails… without rhinestone daisies.
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Diddy, who fancies himself the ultimate ladies’ man, tells MetroUK that he likes to get ready for sexy time by waxing his balls — and urges all men to regularly manicure their man jungles to keep the chickies happy.
“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink –- vodka and lemonade –- and [...]

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