Oh, the horror! Yet another Miss USA has — GASP! — fallen down during the Miss Universe competition!
Well, what did we expect for choosing Miss Texas to represent us? The big hair alone is bound to make her topple over.
Okay, so yeah, I did laugh when I saw the video of the fall [...]
That is just so wrong! I mean, men should NEVER paint their toenails… without rhinestone daisies.
ContinuedDiddy, who fancies himself the ultimate ladies’ man, tells MetroUK that he likes to get ready for sexy time by waxing his balls — and urges all men to regularly manicure their man jungles to keep the chickies happy.
“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink –- vodka and lemonade –- and [...]
LEFT: Donald Trump at the Isle of Lewis in Scotland
RIGHT: Larry King at “Football Night in America”
When I think of natural beauty, I think of the sun’s rays bouncing off a freshly fallen snow. The sight of a stranger helping another stranger. The look on Clooney’s face when he realized I was The One.
And, of course, the most naturally beautiful wonder of all…
Maxi Mounds, winner of the Guinness World [...]
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--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
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