Well, of COURSE she gnawed. Poor thing was hungry!
Continued
LEFT: Victoria Beckham in the Marc Jacobs advertising campaign
RIGHT: The Corpse Bride about to dissolve into a mass of butterflies

Tom Cruise and Kat(i)e Holmes played babysitter for the Beckhams on Saturday night when they took the kids to watch David’s soccer game:
Wow. They look as excited as critics were about Lions for Lambs.
Continued
David Beckham is no stranger to entertaining us with his Big Bird, so it’s only natural that he would now appear on Sesame Street.
Becks has filmed a cameo role on the children’s show, teaching a new word to Elmo. In response, a delighted Elmo said, “You sound just like me!”
At least, that’s what Elmo [...]

Don’t worry, Cruz. I’ve given that “word” to a few people in L.A., myself — usually while being cut off by a Land Rover on the 405.
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Contraception use may not be too popular in Hollywood these days, but it is on the rise in overpopulated China. In fact, a Chinese condom manufacturer is using David Beckham’s name to promote its jimmy hats without Becks’ permission — and, not surprisingly, it is now the best-selling condom brand in China.
Only Holy Candy [...]

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