I’ve just returned from seeing Hancock — which was more entertaining than I’d anticipated, given the dismal reviews (it’s all about expectations) — and while Hancock is trying to save the world, Angelina Jolie is continuing her quest to take over the world with her ever-growing army of babies, having just given birth to [...]

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Not to toot their horn or anything, but the Brangelina Baby Train just keeps chugging along and picking up more kids along the way — going from 1 to 6 kids in three years flat.

So it only makes sense that my frequent fun-making partner, Gallery of the Absurd, would illustrate the Brangelina clan as the [...]

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Have a few days to spare? Then you may want to read this six-page Entertainment Weekly interview with Angelina Jolie.
If, however, you’re NOT looking to spend the better part of your life in front of the computer — not that there’s, um, anything wrong with that — here are a few morsels from the [...]

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Angelina Jolie supposedly, allegedly, potentially gave birth to her twins, reports Entertainment Tonight.
Although Angie’s Kung Fu Panda co-star Dustin Hoffman had told the Today Show her twins were due August 19, everyone knows Dustin is a little off his rocker.
French media reports have also surfaced, claiming Ang was with baby-daddy Brad when she gave [...]

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While most people are considering auctioning off their children in order to afford gas (true story), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have splashed out $60 MILLION buckeroos on a 35-bedroom house in the French Riviera.
The estate comes with its own vineyard, moat, lake, field with ponies and a huge forest, so no one will be [...]

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Don’t you judge me! I’m tired of sitting here in my cat hair-covered sweats, eating string cheese, while watching all these folks attend glamorous Cannes premieres and ravage open bars.
Besides, it’s not creepy… right? Oh, wait — there’s a man here who wants me to give me a sweet-looking jacket. How generous! [...]

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I, too, used to be a mouth breather — and every time my mom would catch me looking like this, she’d say, “Whaddya trying to do? Catch flies?” and then she and dad would explode into laughter.
Otherwise known as my Christmas of 2007.

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Say what you want about Brangelina — but I sure wouldn’t mind grabbing a Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza with their kids. (And then returning to my place to sleep/recover for three days.)
Angelina, who’s all over the place pimping out Kung Fu Panda, tells British morning show GMTV:
“The kids are excited and they are [...]

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