Angelina Jolie supposedly, allegedly, potentially gave birth to her twins, reports Entertainment Tonight.
Although Angie’s Kung Fu Panda co-star Dustin Hoffman had told the Today Show her twins were due August 19, everyone knows Dustin is a little off his rocker.
French media reports have also surfaced, claiming Ang was with baby-daddy Brad when she gave [...]
While most people are considering auctioning off their children in order to afford gas (true story), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have splashed out $60 MILLION buckeroos on a 35-bedroom house in the French Riviera.
The estate comes with its own vineyard, moat, lake, field with ponies and a huge forest, so no one will be [...]
Don’t you judge me! I’m tired of sitting here in my cat hair-covered sweats, eating string cheese, while watching all these folks attend glamorous Cannes premieres and ravage open bars.
Besides, it’s not creepy… right? Oh, wait — there’s a man here who wants me to give me a sweet-looking jacket. How generous! [...]
I, too, used to be a mouth breather — and every time my mom would catch me looking like this, she’d say, “Whaddya trying to do? Catch flies?” and then she and dad would explode into laughter.
Otherwise known as my Christmas of 2007.
Say what you want about Brangelina — but I sure wouldn’t mind grabbing a Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza with their kids. (And then returning to my place to sleep/recover for three days.)
Angelina, who’s all over the place pimping out Kung Fu Panda, tells British morning show GMTV:
“The kids are excited and they are [...]
Also confirmed: Jack Black in deep doo-doo.
Angelina Jolie, who’d previously let her ballooning breasts tacitly confirm her pregnancy, has been officially outed as having twins by Kung Fu Panda co-star and eternal player of crude-but-cuddly characters, Jack Black.
Angie didn’t volunteer any baby info during the Today show interview until Jack dropped the hint, joking [...]
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