Steroids; Red Bull; wax; Drakkar Noir; residual perm solution; and Hamburglar’s blood
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Jun
25
2008
What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Carrot Top
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Jun
17
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Melanie Griffith
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Collagen, Sweet Tarts, the voicebox of a four-year-old girl, Antonio’s chode & many Mai Tais
Continued
Jun
12
2008
What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Dr. Phil
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Deep fried chicken, bullshit, Cinnamon Certs, Oprah’s ass, and as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Continued
Jun
4
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Courtney Love
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Crack Loops, Gore-Tex lip implants, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Newport 100s, the blood of unsuspecting bats
Continued
May
27
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Denise Richards
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Crest Whitening Strips; Richie’s Samborballs; the knife she twisted in Heather’s back; oatmeal with berries; pig excrement
Continued
May
20
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Kim Kardashian
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like..., Celebutards
May
16
2008
What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Kanye West
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
A $300 bottle of Cristal, corn on the cob, and the mirror from constantly smooching with it
Continued
May
7
2008
What I Think Her Breath Smells Like: Star Jones
Filed Under: Breath Smells Like...
Chicken of the Sea, White Zinfandel, the peppermint breath spray that Al left behind and Barbara Walters’ jugular
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