It HAS been awhile since Brit’s made an appearance ’round these parts…
In an unexpected development, Britney has agreed to give Kevin sole custody of Sean and Jayden.
And in other odd developments, it took everything — EVERYTHING! — in my power to not write the boys’ middle names, as well.  What is up with that?
Kevin’s [...]

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Remember back when we couldn’t go a day — nay, an hour — without hearing the words “Kevin Federline” and “Britney Spears” and “bat crazy”?  Awwwww.  Don’t ya miss them?  …No?  Well, we need someone to go a little nutty again — perhaps Lindsay Lohan can poison Miley Cyrus ’cause she’s getting all the attention! [...]

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… on cigars.
In what continues to be one of the most baffling yet somehow natural friendships in Hollywood, Britney and Mel met at a members-only Beverly Hills cigar club last night for yet another “guidance session.”
Talk about the crazy leading the crazy.
“Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick,” said a photographer, who described [...]

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How are Britney Spears and Mel Gibson spending their time together in Costa Rica?
1) Planning Britney’s comeback as Mel’s co-star in the movie sequel, “What Women Really Want : Cheetos & Marlboros”;
2) With Mel doing nightly tequila shots off Britney’s “sugar tits“;
3) Scoffing at all the fools in this world who [...]

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Happy Mother’s Day to all you hot mamas out there!
As you put your feet up and grab a glass of much-deserved wine, CandyKirby.com would like to share an exclusive look at heartwarming Mother’s Day cards that celebrities gave to their mothers today:

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Star magazine, which has apparently tapped Britney Spears‘ phone line, claims that Brit and Kevin Federline have — you may want to put that sandwich down — “weekly steamy phone sex sessions.”
Apparently, Brit called Kev in the middle of the night when she was having trouble sleeping (better solution: two bottles of Dr. Candy-recommended [...]

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Britney Spears hopped on a private jet to attend li’l sis Jamie Lynn’s baby shower in Kentwood this weekend. And, boy oh boy, am I jealous. There’s nothing I love more than games asking guests to smell “dirty” diapers full of crushed chocolate, or identify the flavor of baby food (mmmm! strained [...]

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When you think of “good with children” and “fashionista,” who’s the first person that comes to mind?
Why, Britney Spears, of course!
This explains why Brit is reportedly in discussions to design a line of children’s clothing for Ed Hardy:
She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian [Audigier],” says an Ed Hardy representative, who adds, [...]

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