…at the Mexico City premiere of Get Smart. Whoever could it be?
Let me think, let me think… Ah, yes:
Starring Anne Hathway and Raffaello Follieri in the real-life version of “Little Red Riding Hood”!
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…at the Mexico City premiere of Get Smart. Whoever could it be?
Let me think, let me think… Ah, yes:
Starring Anne Hathway and Raffaello Follieri in the real-life version of “Little Red Riding Hood”!
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Whenever I see Kate Beckinsale, I always think “now THERE’S a woman who could stand to lose a few pounds,” so it’s no wonder Kate’s demanded a body double for her new movie because “she thinks she is fat.”
Even that security guard is thinking, “Um, seriously?”
A source tells the Daily Mail:
“Kate has a terrible self-image. [...]

Debbie “It’s Deborah, Bitch!” Gibson performed her show “Deborah Gibson Pop Goes Broadway” at Harrah’s in Atlantic City, where she showed off moves and styling reminiscent of another legendary casino performer:
We all find inspiration in unexpected places — and people. Cuchi-cuchi!
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Torn between two lovers… feelin’ like a fool…
Oh, great. Now I’m going to have that damn song stuck in my head.
Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new film, Two Lovers, in which co-star Joaquin Phoenix plays “a bachelor torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and [...]
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William Shatner says he didn’t enjoy having sex with hardcore Star Trek fans — because they’d fantasize that he was Captain Kirk.
Well, duh.
In his new autobiography, Up Till Now, 77-year-old Shatner explains how women would pretend they were being “beamed up” by the Starship Enterprise commander while he was poking them with his Captain’s Log, [...]

I’m not going to lie: I’ve had a few Cinco de Mayo margaritas tonight — on the rocks, with salt. Flaming ones, no less! (And I saw Quentin Tarantino.) Which may explain why I can’t stop giggling over these pictures from the oh-so-exclusive “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” gala at the [...]
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