… As you may have guessed from my ONE post today.  Hope to be back soon!

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Look, kids — it’s the DUI Fairy! Coming to spread her magical nose dust…

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That handsome devil, Donald Trump, spoke briefly yesterday at the Affliction Banned Press Conference — held at Trump Tower — to discuss the upcoming showdown between mixed martial arts fighters (a “sport” that thoroughly confuses and confounds me) Fedor Emelianenko and Tim Sylvia.
However, in even MORE thrilling news, Donald also announced he’s going to star [...]

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Rupert Everett, who loves nothing more than to whine about others whining, tells the Radio Times that us Americans are getting “blobby”:
“I’m totally off the States now. … The reaction to 9/11 and then George Bush — really, they’ve got very blobby as a nation. … Now they are whiny victims whose language is entirely [...]

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In case your invitation got lost in the mail, I thought you might like to know Charlie Sheen wed Brooke Mueller in a small ceremony in Beverly Hills last night.
Guests included father Martin Sheen and brother Emilio Estevez as well as Eric Dane and his wife Rebecca Gayheart. Charlie’s ex-wife Denise Richards was not [...]

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… He was just offered a job as the official Rogaine spokesperson.

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It’s that time of year again. No, I’m not talking about National Dance Like a Chicken Day — I mean the upfronts, where television network executives announce their fall lineups and agents do their daily lip exercises in preparation for the obligatory TV executive ass-kissing.
In honor of this, I thought it would be fun [...]

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Just add crusty airplane pasta sauce to her jeans and some luggage under the eyes, and she might look as lovely as I do while traveling!

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