It’s that time of year again. No, I’m not talking about National Dance Like a Chicken Day — I mean the upfronts, where television network executives announce their fall lineups and agents do their daily lip exercises in preparation for the obligatory TV executive ass-kissing.
In honor of this, I thought it would be fun [...]
Just add crusty airplane pasta sauce to her jeans and some luggage under the eyes, and she might look as lovely as I do while traveling!
ContinuedI know, I know. I’m thinking the same thing… “Um, what?”
Well, apparently, Mariah, 38, and Wild ‘N Out star Nick Cannon, 27, DO know each other — and well enough to have decided to tie the knot, according to Access Hollywood.
And when you witness their passion…
And the recycled engagement ring, which Nick once gave [...]
ContinuedBetween you and me, one of my pet peeves is those hosts who make me take off my shoes upon entering their home — you know the kind of people I’m talking about — especially when I’ve failed to wear matching socks (which happens more than I care to admit). However, I’ve decided to [...]
ContinuedWhile you’re slaving over a PowerPoint presentation that your boss is going to rewrite anyway or making sure your kid doesn’t use the dog as a teething ring, Elijah Wood is making millions for filming a sex scene… in spaghetti. No word on whether it was angel hair or spaghettoni.
Elijah said about his scene [...]
Prior to today, the voices in my head sexual scientists have asserted that two kinds of people can always get laid: undiscriminating chicks and movie stars. However, thanks to the selfless field research of Shia LaBeouf, we now know this is not a scientific certainty.
According to the Journal of Canoodling, a.k.a. Page Six, [...]
Beyonce is about to become Beyonc-Z, according to “The Insider,” which claims the singer is currently getting hitched to longtime boyfriend and owner of more money than I’ll see in ten lifetimes, Jay-Z.
In fact, they even have an exclusive — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE! — picture of the bridal bouquet featuring elegant white roses and ostrich [...]
