Brooke Hogan, 20, who recently sold out her family to the tabloids in the usual classy Hogan-style, tells Us Weekly that she sees nothing wrong with those photos showing her dad applying lotion to her butt and inner thighs.
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” Brooke says, adding [...]
Because Denise Richards didn’t inflict nearly enough damage on the Bond franchise, Kim Kardashian has offered up HER huge acting chops — or, at least, her huge rump roast — to the next Bond movie, saying:
“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he’s rescued me. [...]
Us Magazine has “exclusive” access — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE — to Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion,” which Spencer Pratt calls “the greatest song of [his] life.” And, knowing what a significant thought leader Spencer is, I thought you would want to check it out:
Highlight: Kicking off the song by screaming “HEIDI!”
Lowlight: Singing [...]
Sources say Nicole was confused when event coordinators attached a couple tiebacks to her dress and hoisted her onto a curtain rod.
ContinuedLEFT: Nicky Hilton at the Alice + Olivia Holiday Collection preview in L.A.
RIGHT: The curtains hanging in my Grandma Kirby’s scary attic in PA
“How much will it take, guys?”
Heidi Montag swings by the ATM machine, so that she can pay the paparazzi to continue following her…
ContinuedCANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!
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