“Can we lose the kid? He’s covering my E-cups…”
Continued
My god, where did she lose it? Under the sofa cushions? In the back of her closet? Under her usual 10 lbs. of make-up…?
Well, now that she’s no longer body-less (phew!), Xtina tells Us Magazine of her frequently-on-display cleavage:
It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look [...]

A bright-eyed Xtina and Mr. Xtina attended the Christian Dior Cruise 2009 Collection in New York City today.
However, judging by the looks of things, Xtina may want to consider Lindsay Lohan’s knee-padded leggings line instead.
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