Thanks to alert reader, Miss Mezza, for helping me reunite these long-lost twins:
LEFT: Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man
RIGHT: Clay Aiken as Baby Batter Donor in real life

Thanks to alert reader, Miss Mezza, for helping me reunite these long-lost twins:
LEFT: Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in Iron Man
RIGHT: Clay Aiken as Baby Batter Donor in real life

Good news, everyone. The second coming of Jesus has arrived!
Just ask the woman who’s seen Clay Aiken in Spamalot more than 40 times and says that “He is the Savior.”
Oh, holy hell.
A source tells Gatecrasher that, “She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people [...]


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